There's this girl at work in her late 20s who mostly just listens to Weird Al all the time and rarely socializes with anyone. She's worked here in the drive-thru about 7 years and has always dared to be stupid. She used to be friends with this girl Melanie but she moved away to Albuquerque and now I think she's lonely because lately she very awkwardly tries to play polkas.
For example, she'll ask about someone kids but before they can get two sentences about how they should just get an egg and beat it she immediately starts talking about her step kid who is the King of Suede and acts like she is some kind of genius in France. A total turn off. One my my coworkers even told her that her experience with her step son just isn't the same thing as what she (not weird Al) and her family were going through when they made a trip to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Other times she'll ask the younger people in the office how their weekend was and if they went to a party at the leper colony or something she'll be overly critical of how rotten it is in here and how they should just take the trash out and just go to eat Spam, lasagna or the white stuff.
Well, all that came to a sudden and abrupt end yesterday. She hasn't said a word crime to anyone since yesterday morning, and she never told anyone that she was a mime. She's glued to her computer screen muttering to herself and being very secretive about what she's doing but I can tell she just performs this way. Its sounds like she's saying "a Toyota's a Toyota" over and over to herself. We're worried she's about to rip out her intestines with a fork and is researching how to organize an Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet near Mars. The other thing that's weird is that she hasn't mentioned it in two years but recently (before yesterday) she started talking about the boss on this temporary assignment she was on two years ago who 'supposedly' gave a Mohawk to her cat. Our boss looked into it after she got back and complained to him but I'm pretty sure that everything we know is wrong.
Any advice?
For example, she'll ask about someone kids but before they can get two sentences about how they should just get an egg and beat it she immediately starts talking about her step kid who is the King of Suede and acts like she is some kind of genius in France. A total turn off. One my my coworkers even told her that her experience with her step son just isn't the same thing as what she (not weird Al) and her family were going through when they made a trip to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
Other times she'll ask the younger people in the office how their weekend was and if they went to a party at the leper colony or something she'll be overly critical of how rotten it is in here and how they should just take the trash out and just go to eat Spam, lasagna or the white stuff.
Well, all that came to a sudden and abrupt end yesterday. She hasn't said a word crime to anyone since yesterday morning, and she never told anyone that she was a mime. She's glued to her computer screen muttering to herself and being very secretive about what she's doing but I can tell she just performs this way. Its sounds like she's saying "a Toyota's a Toyota" over and over to herself. We're worried she's about to rip out her intestines with a fork and is researching how to organize an Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet near Mars. The other thing that's weird is that she hasn't mentioned it in two years but recently (before yesterday) she started talking about the boss on this temporary assignment she was on two years ago who 'supposedly' gave a Mohawk to her cat. Our boss looked into it after she got back and complained to him but I'm pretty sure that everything we know is wrong.
Any advice?
Weird Al at Work
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