hobo vs. actuary

pros of actuary

1. Get that money stuff people seem to go crazy over

2. Wear cool, fashionable clothes, sometimes ranging in the $1000's of dollars.

3. Can buy comfortable, high-thread count underwear.

4. Can afford a nice Toyota.

5. Sit in air-conditioned office sipping on water and enjoying life.



cons of actuary

1. Can't yell random things at people on the street

2. Random drug checks

3. Have to understand what other people are saying to you and have coherent speech.

4. Can't be drunk at the office.

5. Have to maintain hygiene and use bathroom to relieve oneself



Pros of hobo

1. no responsibility or pressure for anything

2. can maintain a solid buzz all the time

3. no need to apply yourself

4. could transition into a career as a criminal or street performer depending on the skill set you develop at current position.



cons of hobo

1. most people won't be your friend or respect you

2. probably won't experience mutual love with something other than a dog

3. could get hungry and cold and wonder where it all went wrong

4. shorter life expectancy



Am I missing anything?

hobo vs. actuary