Alright guys, let's get one thing straight. We ALL jerk off, whether or not we are currently in a relationship or not. (The median beatings per day is 1.420, while the mean is 5.932, thanks to some outliers). Most of us guys with the advent fast video streaming have progressed from the spank bank to magazines to whatever our mind wants using internet porn (xvideos and spankwire are my personal favorite). Seriously, anything.....:dsmile: And most of us STILL use our hands.
Well, 6 hours ago I went to the local head shop that also had a sex toy section, and for the first time, got a "masturbator" I believe is the technical term.
6 hours and 5 orgasms :taco::taco::taco::taco::taco: later, I will say right now the cheap $20 thing I bought doesn't come close to the real thing, but it beats the @%#*# out of good ol righty and lefty that you've been using since that one time in the shower.
SRS no one here is still using Windows 95, get what I'm saying dudes? Go in there, and upgrade your system. Or just amazon it like everything else.
Well, 6 hours ago I went to the local head shop that also had a sex toy section, and for the first time, got a "masturbator" I believe is the technical term.
6 hours and 5 orgasms :taco::taco::taco::taco::taco: later, I will say right now the cheap $20 thing I bought doesn't come close to the real thing, but it beats the @%#*# out of good ol righty and lefty that you've been using since that one time in the shower.
SRS no one here is still using Windows 95, get what I'm saying dudes? Go in there, and upgrade your system. Or just amazon it like everything else.
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