I'm pretty sure... because when I woke up this morning it flew back out and smelled like death warmed over.
I was dressed as The Most UNinteresting Man in the World. I was in first place for the Costume Contest... until they started the contest. I got into a fight with a mirror. Our waitress spontaneously told us she recently had a miscarriage. I told her "I don't know how to tip that? What's 20% of a miscarriage?" My buddy blew snot on me. The band sucked... I never prayed so hard for a freak strike of lightening in all my life. There was a guy dressed in a dog suit. I yelled at him "This band is hurting my ears... it must be killing yours!". He just stood there and cocked his head to one side... stupid fuckin' dog.
I was dressed as The Most UNinteresting Man in the World. I was in first place for the Costume Contest... until they started the contest. I got into a fight with a mirror. Our waitress spontaneously told us she recently had a miscarriage. I told her "I don't know how to tip that? What's 20% of a miscarriage?" My buddy blew snot on me. The band sucked... I never prayed so hard for a freak strike of lightening in all my life. There was a guy dressed in a dog suit. I yelled at him "This band is hurting my ears... it must be killing yours!". He just stood there and cocked his head to one side... stupid fuckin' dog.
via World Class Bodybuilding Forum http://www.worldclassbodybuilding.com/forums/f6/ghost-flew-up-my-butt-last-night-137575/
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