Heres' what I hate. Okay, so its like right at seven o-clock. Guess what? The telephone rings. Why are people always waiting until 7 o-clock to call? I;m like, come on. Jim Thorton has just introduced Pat and Vanna, Im sitting down, I have my food all ready. Whats so important you could'nt call before The Wheel? Dude, you know The Wheel starts at 7. Its' not that hard to remember. Its right in the TV Guide. I do'nt care about your stupid charity and I ca'nt talk to you about health insurance because the goverment has the Hippo laws what says I ca'nt talk about it without you have me sign the form saying you gave me a broshure about secrecy and such. Aside from that, The Wheel is on and you already made me miss the first tossup.
Hers another thing. Do'nt be calling at 8 o-clock too. Now that they reinstituted daytime savings time the batting cages are open later so after Jeopardy! I;m heading out unless theres snow because they close the batting cages where theres snow which is stupid because playing baseball in the snow is only one word. Awesome.
So If your'e going to call call before 6:30 and be done talking by 6:45 cause I have to have enough time to get my food ready.
Hers another thing. Do'nt be calling at 8 o-clock too. Now that they reinstituted daytime savings time the batting cages are open later so after Jeopardy! I;m heading out unless theres snow because they close the batting cages where theres snow which is stupid because playing baseball in the snow is only one word. Awesome.
So If your'e going to call call before 6:30 and be done talking by 6:45 cause I have to have enough time to get my food ready.
Do me a solid
