A lot of software and application development is centered around automating routine lower-level tasks. This is totally ass-backwards because you can hire someone for $8/hour to do these tasks. However, hiring an executive can cost you hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars a year. So, my solution is to create an App to automate the executive functions.
I'm considering several functionalities to include like:
Synergizing
Organic growth modeling
Wage minimizing
Optics maximizing
Landscape surveying
Strategizing (thanks TDA)
Leveraging (thanks TDA)
Brain storming
Non-executive expense reduction (thanks greenman)
Offlining (thanks Bruteforce)
HR bullshiting (thanks notreallyme)
Procratinating on critical decisions (thanks Snickelfritz)
Networking with investment bankers (thanks Snickelfritz)
"Definative" answering (thanks Snagus)
Golf
What other functions do I need to include?
I'm considering several functionalities to include like:
Synergizing
Organic growth modeling
Wage minimizing
Optics maximizing
Landscape surveying
Strategizing (thanks TDA)
Leveraging (thanks TDA)
Brain storming
Non-executive expense reduction (thanks greenman)
Offlining (thanks Bruteforce)
HR bullshiting (thanks notreallyme)
Procratinating on critical decisions (thanks Snickelfritz)
Networking with investment bankers (thanks Snickelfritz)
"Definative" answering (thanks Snagus)
Golf
What other functions do I need to include?
Developing an App that Automates Executive Functions
