Captions Thread - Caption of the Week 03/31/2014

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First, one that I missed from the previous Friday:



Previous Friday

FacePlant





Italian Halibut: FacePlant -

Face it - water polo is not for you.



Now the captions for the wek of 3/31/2014



Monday

ClockWork





Arthur Itas View Post

Hey, that clock's got roamin' numerals



Meshuga: ClockWork -

he's got too much time on his hands



Arthur Itas: ClockWork -

Time travel becomes a reality



JollyGoodFCAS: ClockWork -

Stupid genie - I wished for a big COCK!



Chief Petosky: ClockWork -

If he weren't in such a Rush, he'd realize he could make Time Stand Still.



Maine-iac: ClockWork -

Unclear on the concept: I'll just take a minute.



Vorian Atreides: ClockWork -

Unclear on concept: double-faced, two-timing SOB











Tuesday

MouseEars





JollyGoodFCAS: MouseEars -

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy











Wednesday

DuctTape





JollyGoodFCAS: DuctTape -

Unclear of the concept: stick it to the man



Meshuga: DuctTape -

a relationship is something you cannot fix with duck tape, no matter how much you use



Arthur Itas: DuctTape -

Unclear on concept: tape delay













Thursday

Bowtie





JollyGoodFCAS: Bowtie -

Normally she doesn't like blonde jokes, but sometimes she can take a good-natured ribbon.



Arthur Itas: Bowtie -

Unclear on concept: Tebowing



Maine-iac: Bowtie -

Unclear on the concept: Take a bow, Laura!



Vorian Atreides: Bowtie -

Making "My eyes are up here" a greater challenge.



Chief Petosky: Bowtie -

The key to career longevity was being present at all runway shows.













Friday

DarthPutin





Chief Petosky: DarthPutin -

Tsar Wars

Captions Thread - Caption of the Week 03/31/2014