Do You Want to Buy a Closed Mine? (Musical)

Do You Want to Buy a Closed Mine?

Sung to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"



(Ringing)



(voice of female MMCL executive)



Do you wanna buy a closed mine?

Our only buyer's prob'ly you

It's not profitable anymore

We've closed the doors

and now the bills are due

I'll send you our last budget

It might be shit

Please see what you Can-Doooo

Do you wanna buy a closed mine?

This mine is right next to North Fork Mine

K, thanks, bye



(Knocking)



(gruff voice of B. Wilder)



Do we wanna buy the closed mine?

We could start drilling through the walls

I think our company would really save

but we can't overpay

or you will take the fall!

It sounds a little risky

all these costs left over

What expenses will we accrue?

(sound of beans rhythmically dropping one by one)





(Orchestral)





(Knocking)



(voice of exasperated candidate)



Sir?

Please, I know you're in there

I've been working night and day

answering your questions, and I'm trying to

name the right price for you

Will we walk away?

Here's your memorandum

and enhanced spreadsheet

What are we gonna do?



Do you wanna buy a closed mine?



(sniffly exit)





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Do You Want to Buy a Closed Mine? (Musical)