The Joys of Being Single

First night out as a single man in a while. Went with one of my best friends, and it was more or less exactly the same thing as before we had girlfriends 6 months ago. Lots of fun was had by all.



Still, something kept popping up in my mind. Spoilered for misogyny.

Spoiler:

The guys were generally ripped and in shape, while the women were mostly fat. Yet men were swarming over these women like it's the last piece of poontang on the planet, to say nothing of the few in-shape women hanging around. As long as there's massive competition for the lowest common denominator of fat girls with big tits, why would any of these cows ever lose weight? Why are bars/clubs STILL sausage fests? Where do those extra women hang out at?

Unless the standard of beauty has changed so dramatically as so quickly that what I'm describing is beautiful, in which case i'm no longer attracted to women and am gay

The Joys of Being Single