I need gift ideas on the cheap. Less than cheap really.
Free is very hard to buy for. You have to be incredibly unmaterialistic.
So far, all I've been able to come up with is to go dumpster diving. But I don't know which dumpster. And it feels impersonal.
I don't want to give sexual favors because 1) the stuff they'd want me to do exceeds my weekly budget for sexual activity and 2) there aren't many good nights to go at it because we have my G string on a rotating basis.
Plus I don't want to have to repeat the deed every year.
Any ideas?
Please refrain from commenting on the fact that I am an awful person for spending $0 in the first place.
Free is very hard to buy for. You have to be incredibly unmaterialistic.
So far, all I've been able to come up with is to go dumpster diving. But I don't know which dumpster. And it feels impersonal.
I don't want to give sexual favors because 1) the stuff they'd want me to do exceeds my weekly budget for sexual activity and 2) there aren't many good nights to go at it because we have my G string on a rotating basis.
Plus I don't want to have to repeat the deed every year.
Any ideas?
Please refrain from commenting on the fact that I am an awful person for spending $0 in the first place.
What should I buy for Christmas for $0?
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